* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Just me ?Blokes, ever been sat on a firm surface and farted in such a way that the fart comes up the front, between your nads and thigh ? Odd feeling. Im told by a reliable source that ladies (on the rare occasion that they do fart) can have a similar experience of the fart making their lady bits wobble. (smelling of Lavender and roses of course).
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 10:46, closed)
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