* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I am a "lady"And my i boast to releasing the most noxious gasses known to humankind (generally after lager). And I fluff the duvet and stick my boyfriends head under it.
There are 2 girls and 3 boys living in my house, and us girls beat the boys hands down to burping, farting and really enjoying our own flatulance
It's not the length that counts and boys are rubbish
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 13:19, Reply)
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