* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Sealed for freshnessLeaving your lunchbox lying about is a fatal mistake if you work with erm, "a friend of mine". Few things are as pleasurable as watching someone hungrily open up their snap box to find someone else has dropped their guts into it and sealed it up to marinade their butties in the beefy ming.
Ah yes, Tupperware, the farting prankster's best friend.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 13:39, Reply)
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