* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Old PeculiarWent to the pub last night to discover they had Theakston's OP on tap (a rarity indeed) and proceeded to quaff five pints of it.
Then I hit Pizza Express for a Sloppy Gieseuppe (howeverthefuckyouspellit).
Needless to say, my arse today isn't just perculiar, it downright stinks - a smell I'd forgotten about as it can only be created by the venerable OP. It does not help when you're hungover either.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 13:52, Reply)
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