* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My guts are knackered so i can cheatLong story, but because of some dodgy disease, my guts attack themselves regularly.
What this does mean is that i can produce some of the most horrific farts imaginable
I have not only cleared rooms/train carriages etc, but once during a fire drill cleared an OUTSIDE space of about 200 people
I have also had a fart that lasted 15 seconds.
I have farted so loudly that i have woken people up - in another room.
It used to be embarrassing, now i find it entertaining.
Oh yeah, i have made the wife physically sick with a dutch oven before now - ho hum :)
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Ogwen69 Is Helping Rob Burn Kittehs On, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 22:01,
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