* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Old ladies are the sneakiest, FACT.I was on a bus, sitting opposite this old lady, at first she seemed nice enough, but then she leans over sideways (just a little) and (silently) this absolute STINKER comes out, and she sits there, with this death's-head grin on her face. It was a absoulute NUKE.
I nearly died.
Length?--i couldn't hear it.
wooyay first post!!!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 0:12, Reply)
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