* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Successfully PassedI was with my brother on a night out down town once. My brother and I had partaken in something that has the adverse effect of making your farts smell like rotting flesh, I'll let you guess what it was, but it came in tablet form.
Anyway, standing at the bar there were 2 stunning girls and 2 lads in front of us. All of a sudden I got a waft of something quite foul and instantly turned to look at my brother, he gave me the "Shit! I've been sussed out" look. The fart started to build it's strength by supping the life of everything in the near vicinity. But before it got to the noses of the girls in front, my brother decided to pass the buck...
"Urrrrgh, jesus christ! Who let that rip?! It was one of you 2 wasn't it?", he said pointing at the 2 lads.
The girls wrinkled their noses, went "Uurrrgh", laughed and walked off with their drinks and the 2 lads stood their looking embarressed. So much so that one of them even blamed his friend!
And he even took the blame!!
Classic.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 9:32,
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