* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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UndilutedMy ex once farted directly up my nose during a 69. It was incredible. Totally undiluted, pure methane straight into the nostril.
Luckily I came shortly after so avoided vomiting. Yet another reason to thank my genitals.
I also once parped in my sleep with such volume and power that I woke up shouting 'What the hell was that?!', convinced the house was being broken into. It took a good few minutes before my wife convinced me that I was the cause. She would know after all as I once erupted in a night fart so revolting that she awoke in tears.
I can't pretend that I'm not proud of that.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 9:35, Reply)
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