I hope Dr Skagra dies in a fire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:55, 41 replies)

I for one will be drinking petrol
in order to piss on him while he's on fire.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:06, closed)

Oh click

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:22, closed)

She

(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:49, closed)

Fair point.
My apologies.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:50, closed)

Was going through past QOTW
and cannot pinpoint when you went over the edge to Time Lord Madness.

Can you republish your first story next week? Fuck whatever the question is, just repost it.

I do quite like these.

EDIT: Better than anything since that guy from All Creatures anyways.
(yeswehavenopasties, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:13, closed)

I think I thought I was a Terran human
when I first started posting here - my mind was scrambled by my journey through the omnivoox.

And confused by the presence of 'Doctor Who' in your culture.

Soon enough I sorted out what was real and what was not!

Luckily for you my sweeeties!

XXXXX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:54, closed)

"I am,
as you know, a Time Lord, and I fear nothing. Not even death, because I cannot die – if mortally wounded, I will regenerate; and, when I come to the end of my regenerative cycle, if I whine and bitch enough about it the Time Lords will grant me a new set of regenerations, just as they did with that other Gallifreyan who calls himself ‘Doctor.’ "
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:06, closed)

Film yourself setting yourself on fire and post the link
We'd all benefit from watching that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:23, closed)

I'd prolly have a bit of a wank over it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:24, closed)

a Time Lord, and I fear nothing. Not even death, because I cannot die – if mortally wounded, I will regenerate; and, when I come to the end of my regenerative cycle, if I whine and bitch enough about it the Time Lords will grant me a new set of regenerations, just as they did with that other Gallifreyan who calls himself ‘Doctor.’
so very very lonely
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:23, closed)

How long can you eke this out for?

(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:35, closed)

until your scorched corpse is discovered behind some bins

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:27, closed)

Shreke!
Did I just hear a freke speke?!

Your prospects are bleke.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:41, closed)

the longest and most tedious fire ever

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:39, closed)

Dull enough even to extinguish combustion.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:46, closed)

I fear that he won't.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:46, closed)

She
Sweetie

I'm a girl now

XXXXXXXXXXXX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:48, closed)

I've had you on 2.0 for months, so I've no idea what you've been writing about your gender.
Hold on a minute:
- logging out to check replies
- sounding the Ignore horn
- replying to someone on 2.0

Excuse me while I go drown myself in a 44,000ltr puddle of tears.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:32, closed)

He could just jump into a volcano The LOVELY Dozer.
Oi, Skagra, do the decent thing and jump into a volcano.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:28, closed)

I would
but I don't want to waste a regeneration, and I quite like my current body, with it small (but pert) breasts.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:36, closed)

FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHY?
WHY DO YOU POST HERE?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:50, closed)

For fun, sweetie!
For fun!

Ha ha!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:51, closed)

how is it fun?
you spend hours slapping semi-literate wank fantasies into your keyboard and then nobody reads them and a bunch of people call you a prick ... how can that possibly be fun?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:11, closed)

*I* spend hours?
O the irony...

And also, with my resources, it takes mere nanoseconds. Telepathic circuits, donchaknow!

HTH
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:24, closed)

*I* spend hours?
O the irony...

And also, with my resources, it takes mere nanoseconds. Telepathic circuits, donchaknow! What's a keyboard?

HTH
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:25, closed)

your telepathy is shit, you double posting dipshit

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:18, closed)

There are sometimes blips
I

FUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

admit.

But beats your shitty typing any day puny human!

haha
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:21, closed)

tldr prick

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:14, closed)

Lellipruttous,
zimcungwic preepree.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:43, closed)

he's no dr smegma, that's for sure and for certain

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:37, closed)