Festivals IIIt's that time of year again
I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.
Tell us your festival experiences.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:45)
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Glastonbury 1986Convinced I had the power of invisibility I decided to go backstage to say hello to The Cure. I managed to get past the security to where the tour buses were parked but when The Frank Chickens smiled at me I became scared that they were going to put me in an internment camp and perform experimental surgery and hid for four hours behind a generator.
At sunrise I found my friends and set fire to the tent so as to send smoke messages to God.
And I got dumped.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:55, 3 replies)
Winner!(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:10, closed)
You must be why all the fun stuff is illegal.(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:38, closed)
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