this qotw is dull as fuck
just like the film 'Closer' with the amazing Jude 'I've got more wood than Ron Jeremy' Law.

In fact the other chap in it "whatshisface - in Sin City is also pretty dire.

Possibly the two most wooden leads in a film ever?
(Pat_Gash, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:47, closed)

imdb is your friend.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:49, closed)

is it?
I don't really care about films. Would choose a good record over a film any day...
(Pat_Gash, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:50, closed)

Closer is a brilliant film
Never have I seen dysfunctional love and obsession more accurately portrayed. Anyone who ever loved (cue Dusty) should be able to get that film. Clive Owen is a God.

Julia Roberts, "Why do yo want to know?"

Clive Owen, "Cos I'm a fucking caveman!!!"


YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYEYSYEYSYEYEYEYEGCSHB!!!!!!!!!!!111
(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:52, closed)

I hope you're fucking joking.
I really really do. It's on a level par with Guest house Paradiso for its level of shitness.
(Pat_Gash, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:53, closed)

I agree
Closer is one of the worst films I have ever seen. And I have seen Guest House Paradiso, and I own Deep Blue Sea on DVD.

I used to hate Clive Owen with a passion bordering on frenzy, especially since I then saw King Arthur. Twice (on planes) but he redeemed himself in Children of Men. And now I quite like him.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:24, closed)

Clive Owen
is a knobjockey
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 21:05, closed)

very
succint.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 13:08, closed)