I just watched Rumble in the Bronx...
This film has everything:

-A lady on the loo while her house falls down
-Hovercrafts attacking bands
-Hovercrafts destroying cars
-Hovercrafts attacking golf courses
-Giant green squirrels attacking hovercrafts
-Baddies having their clothes sucked off (by hovercrafts)
-Moustaches
-Awful(ly funny) dubbing
-A half naked lady on a swing with a tiger
-"Hovercraaaaaaaaft!"
-Martial arts
-Diamonds that you don't need to go to the bathroom
-Hand stands
-An overjoyed disabled child who thinks his sister is hot
-Motorbikes
-80s punk fashion
-A giant hovercraft
-And a final thumbs up from the man Jackie Chan

What more could you ask for??
(vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:25, closed)

You are forgetting few things
such as the leap from the bridge to the hovercraft that Jackie Chan did on a broken ankle, and the leap across to the fire escape 6 or 7 storys high that was done without any safety net. Oh, and Jackie Chan getting smashed in the head with a pinball machine. That guy is hardcore. Tony Jaa is a pussy in comparison :-P But don't tell him I said that, OK?
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:34, closed)

Hovercrafts!
If only the ninjas in 'You Only Live Twice' were on hovercrafts ... If only.
(Celerydemon, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:25, closed)

Your secret is safe with me Mr Pickles
(vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:42, closed)

Yes :) anything with Jackie Chan in is a delight.
Mr Maladicta would like me to add that you forgot the bit in front of the mirror, too!
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 18:53, closed)

Ash playing over the credits, too!
And the fake rubber trainer to enable him to barefoot waterski while his foot was in a cast.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:35, closed)