Another Student Story
The 5 lads in the flat downstairs had a particularly disgraceful abode. It so bad that one day, the cleaners refused to even enter it. They were promptly issued with a university branded letter saying they had to clean the flat, which they ignored.

My flatmate and I came into possession of this letter so decided to scan it, use the letterhead and write a second letter saying that the apartment was a health and safety risk, therefore, all tenants would have to evacuate the flat so that it could be fumigated.

Watching them move all their belongings out 2 days later was a highlight of my university career.
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:48, 1 reply)

Pure genius
Have a savage click.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:25, closed)