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I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?

(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Aged 2, I set my house on fire
I remember my thought processes and all. It was cold, and i was sitting on the sofa. So i removed the sofa cushion (it was yellow foam) and leant it up to the fire grille. A few minutes later it fell down off its resting place, but it happened to be covered in flames. Fire ensued.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 20:54, Reply)

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