Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Lighting a fireMy great great grandad took a trip to Naples in roughly 79 A.D. which his mother very kindly paid for as a special birthday treat. The accident prone twat managed to set fire to a small thicket of gorse bush, resulting in the destruction of the total population of the nearby hamlet of Pompei..... What a wanker huh?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:27, Reply)
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