Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Fire FaceAfter a busy day at work I got home and as with any good boy my feet and shoes were giving of an ungodly stench of death. I thought it would be sensible to spray some deoderant into them to remove the smell, this bit worked, what i didn't expect was the end of my ciggy to break off and fall into the shoe thus giving me a shoe filled with fire. In a panic I did what I thought was the sensible thing and blew into the shoe to put out the fire. Physics caught me out and with nowhere to go my breath just turned round and came back out with it's firey friend and burnt off half a beard and my eyebrows and lashes. Oh how i laughed.
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:41,
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