My first loveI can't remember her name. Rebecca I think. We used to play monkeys in the rhododendron bushes at the edge of the big playground. She was lovely. We were 5.
C'mon, tell us about your first love
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chthonic, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 10:31)
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Melissa...Wasn't so much "love" as my first competition (aged 8) with another bloke to win her heart by buying her shedloads of choclates/crisps/lolipops etc
Made the mistake of telling the 'rents, and used to get teased about it royally. Until I gave up on it (broke) and was asked about it at crowded dinner party.
My response?
"Nah...I've decided I'll just rape her" (loudly)
Was forced to watch an "educational" (and mildly arousing, really) video to learn me the error of my young ways.
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