First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Flash GordonSeeing as my memory is shite and I can't remember the very first time I saw something rude, I'll tell you the moment my sexual preference was "fixed"
1980, cinema in Bury St Edmunds, the film? Flash Gordon, that 80's cheese fest with the music by Queen.
Princess Aura (Ornella Muti) wearing tight red spandex pants, chained legs spread on the torture table, camera view from behind... I knew then I was destined to be a shagger of women.
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Bore worms!(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:49, closed)
...which is ironic, given how you actually turned out.(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:13, closed)
...as a Brian Blessed look-a-like?(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:25, closed)
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