This winter was way too cold
Frosty world problems.
(Treeki, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I had a seasonal job selling revolving Xmas trees...
which were of poor quality, leading to firs twirled problems.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Bloody Nazis
All over the bloody planet singing their bloody marching songs. That was a Horst Welt Problem.
(ubergeekian, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

a mate of mine had a cat called Blem
who wore his fur in a curly cat perm.

The local cats all thought this was terribly de rigur and supported the cat coiff, so they they wore their fur twirled pro Blem
(superkitty is neither super nor a kitty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Woof
A dog with really long hair got stuck in a hurricane. That was its furs twirled problem.
(Treeki, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Took ages to get a sticky bud out of my long haired cat's fur.
It was a fur's twirled problem.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
The temporary repair on my car's silencer has just failed. I've got an exhaust weld problem.
(ubergeekian, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I never got first on QOTW.
It was a first word problem.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:26, 1 reply)

I tried to use a popular MMORPG.
But I had no idea what I was doing and my character was shit.
It was a first World of Warcraft problem.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Fun at the Fair
I was drinking a slushee on the roundabout when it flew out of my hand. That was my thirst whirled problem.
(ubergeekian, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

My head got put in the toilet when I was a kid.
I got poo in my hair.
It was a first swirled problem...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Must be last by now

(superkitty is neither super nor a kitty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Hey guys! We forgot to do the "terrible pun" thing!

So, I was working for a marketing company, and we had the unenviable task of marketing furs. We tried twisting them up into sculptures, so we could call them art. But when we looked at the photos, there was a hair in the gate.

That was a Furs Twirled PR Blem(ish)

aythangyow
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Now I wet my pants waiting for QOTW to end.
That's a first world problem right there.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

This QOTW has gone on too long.
Wwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Can I go home now
edit admitted
(superkitty is neither super nor a kitty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Not this one either.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

nope

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Fir....last
just in case...
(superkitty is neither super nor a kitty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Pah, I have to go toilet soon.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Not yet :-(

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Next goal winner!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Wanna bet?

(superkitty is neither super nor a kitty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Nope.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

L A S T...

(superkitty is neither super nor a kitty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Noooooo!
This was my idea and I've lost.
I'm taking my ball home.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

try last - and first in the next?
got to be impossible, surely?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

oh goody
a new game
(magictorch, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I know.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Damn!

(superkitty is neither super nor a kitty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)