Musta been about 1984...
...when I was just a little wanktwig of 11 years old I would go round my mate's house to play.

In the holidays his female cousin of the same age would come to stay and she was pretty. I fancied her. A lot.

I had no idea how to tell her this. I was fairly sure she fancied me but I still didnt have the balls to tell her.

In the end, I did the most natural thing that occured to a weird little 11 year old; I wrote "I love you" on a £1 note and slipped it into her bag when she wasn't looking. There, job done. She will be mine now!

Looking back, this does look like some kind of strip-joint "tip", but it was meant most sincerely and was my odd little way of flirting without being face to face.

I often wonder a) if she found the £1 note, b) if she noticed my writing and c)if she ever kept it.

I suppose I could ask her as I am still in contact with my mate, but I guess I am just as embarrassed now as I was then.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)