mate of mine
(drunk)goes up to random girl
drunk mate- "Hey, have you ever had your tits weighed?"
confused girl- "Ermm, no, why?"

drunk mate - *grabs girl's tits* "WHHAAAYYYYYYY!!!
*SLAP*
(tom.joad, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:32, 10 replies)

I am so doing this to my gf when I see her

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:33, closed)

Me too
what's she look like in case I don't recognise her?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:39, closed)

Arf!

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:49, closed)

"I bet £1 I make your tits move without touching them"
*Grope*
"Worth a £1!"
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:44, closed)

Is assault?
Or noes?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:49, closed)

My gay friend
does this to me on a regular basis when he's drunk, and then his boyfriend will too. I have my suspicions that they may not actually be gay.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:59, closed)

I think they probably are after all.
An ex of mine once shared a bed with her gay friend when she put him up when he came to stay, and he apparently took a childlike joy in squeezing her tits and saying "Your boobs are funny! They're bigger than my mum's!".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:15, closed)

Childlike joy
is the word for it. Nothing quite like watching two 6'5" gay men giggling and saying the words "Boobies" in high pitched voices while being grabbed by them.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:31, closed)

Ah yes
that fine line between flirting and serious sexual assault... so difficult to get right.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:04, closed)

if you had tits like mine
you'd be used to this :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:57, closed)