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Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.

Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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Pigge ffarced
Take rawe egges, and drawe hem thorgh a streynour, And then grate faire brede; And take saffron, salt, pouder ginger, And suet of Shepe, And do medle al togidre into a faire vessell, and put hit in the pigge wombe Whan he is on the brocche, And then sowe the hole togidre; or take a prik, and prik him togidur, And lete him roste.

Serv wyth potatoe chyppes and a grene ysalat, upon the couche whilst beholdynge Ystendres.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:09, 4 replies)
I'd prik you togedir. Eh? Ken hwat ic meane?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:15, closed)
Ys thette a lance upon thyne stede or art thou but plesed to beholden me?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:16, closed)
This earniens ypplen stod.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:41, closed)
Are you having a stroke?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:25, closed)

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