Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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I was on a rather crowded busHeading into the uni on a frosty november morning. I was running a little late, and as a result was a bit pissed off as i had an exam later that day.
About half way there, the bus stops at a bus stops suddenly for no apparent reason. After sitting in silence watching the other passengers eerily staring into space, i decide to strike up some conversation with a fellow passenger, only to be met with silence and an irritated glare. Undeterred, i ask, very loudly, (fuck knows why, the bus was silent) If anyone has a metro theyre finished with. Silence, more annoyed looks. So i start up my CD player to entertain myself till the bus starts moving again. Sure enough, the bus does continue a moment or two later.
About 30 mins later i finally found a Metro to read ond noticed the date. November 11th. Id just shat all over the 2 min silence. Fucksocks.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:10, Reply)
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