I watched an ex do this one, and it was fucking excruciating
Loads of us miserable in a pub after a glamorous and beautiful friend had died very suddenly and unexpectedly from a brain tumour –  collapsed on new year's day, three day coma, then died. Her young sister was obviously very very upset. She was trying to console herself with the fact that, had it been diagnosed early, it would have just been a torturous and horrible few months of chemotherapy before her sister would have inevitably succumbed.
“Yeah,” laughs my girlfriend. I recognised that scoffing introductory ‘yeah’ and immediately went tense. It always meant an ill-conceived torrent of shit was about to fall from her gob.

“If all her hair fell out ….”

Christ no please just stop there this is horrible just please please please close your fucking mouth please shutupshutupshutup

“... SHE WOULD PROBABLY HAVE KILLED HERSELF ANYWAY!”

Fucking hell.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:40, 12 replies)

:(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:45, closed)

What an utter cunt

( Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:51, closed)

Sometimes.
When we were alone later I asked her what the fuck she was thinking, and she accused me of being insensitive for bringing it up again. Then she cried and called me names. Then I apologised.

It was a brilliant relationship.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:59, closed)

For "so how the fuck can this relationship possibly work out" value, that's nearly up there with my mate's ex's "if you leave me, I'll kill myself" speech.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:05, closed)

Sounds alright - at least you know you're wanted.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10, closed)

'Promise?'

(speedevil, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 1:12, closed)

Yet another post that needs an "I don't like this one little bit but I'm clicking anyway" button

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:00, closed)

And that's why she's an ex.
Some people, huh?
( Bats, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:23, closed)

Oh bravo.
Lovely work. I trust you say ex because you married her?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:29, closed)

Probably wouldn't be 'allowed' on b3ta if I had.
She were a right fucking meany.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:43, closed)

She sounds wise beyond Solomon.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 9:18, closed)

Want me to hook you up?

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:23, closed)