Not me, but my dad
Around 20 years ago, when I were but a little Scary, we lived on a farm down near Southampton.

One night my Dad was shutting up the barns when something small, black and furry moved near his foot.
Investigting, my Dad discovered a tiny 2-week old kitten, bedraggled and mewing; it's tiny eyes all glued shut with gak.
No sooner had he picked the wee bugger up when he noticed another one deeper into the bushes by the barn.
He picked that one up too, and popped both mewing bundles into his coat pocket (he's a big softy, my Dad).
Then he noticed a cardboard box deeper into the bush, from which more mewing was coming.

The box contained another 2 kittens, meaning that that evening my Dad brough back 4 ickle bundles of black fluff which the entire family instantly adopted.

We suspect that they were the offspring of a pedigree Persian (all of them being fluffier than a fluffed-up fluffy-thing) and a non-pedigree (which is an instant loss of Pedigree status if the kittens had been declared), so had been cruelly dumped on our land. Luckily Dad found them, and we raised them all to be happy fluffy farm cats, the most long-lived of them managed to live for 18 years and all of them will always have a place in our hearts.

Top find Dad.
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:37, closed)

Hurrah, and a click
for nice stories about kittens
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:40, closed)

kittens are the cutest things ever
unfortunately, they grow up to be cats, which make creepy noises that freak me out :(
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:47, closed)

Pictures!
Pictures I say!!
( Completely Underwhelmed, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:58, closed)

^^ this
We want fluffeh pics!
( snee held his breath since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:07, closed)

Pictures, or...
...it didn't happen! :P
( Completely Underwhelmed, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:19, closed)

You get a click...
because we buried one of our kittens today (it was dead) and you brought a smile to my lips.
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:51, closed)

Pictures!
Now you've got us all warm and fluffeh, we have to see pictures!
(Woofie, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:54, closed)

Clickety
Clicked.

No idea why people don't use the 'ring doorbell and run' method any more?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:35, closed)

clicked for fluffiness
and because your Dad sounds nice.
(Jayneflakes loved the cock on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:30, closed)

Good on your Dad!
"The lowest depths of hell are reserved for those who abandon kittens." -Robert Heinlein.
(herbivorous, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:47, closed)