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This is a question Funerals II

It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.


Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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STARWARS
Just watched Return Of The Jedi. Disgusted by the distasteful scenes at the end where everyone is celebrating the death of Emperor Palpatine. He may have been divisive, but he was strong and he made decisions and stuck to them, and I think he should get a bit of respect. He was, after all, a little old man who died, when you remove any other context whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:15, 14 replies)
BITING satire, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:15, closed)
I think being the 1st to reply to your own crappy un-original post here AB
looks a tad desperate.

Just a tad.

Sorry shambo...

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:03, closed)
Is it star wars?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:30, closed)
The first 'big death' in the social media age has been interesting
The media and interested parties can no longer construct a narrative for the nation, like they did for the queen of hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:50, closed)
Ha!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 19:00, closed)
God help me, I enjoyed an AB post.
*doubts self*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 19:07, closed)

Copying off facebook now, are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:03, closed)
Not exactly known for being original is he?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 13 Apr 2013, 20:58, closed)
I rather like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 11:12, closed)
I like this.
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Emperor Palpatine?

One was a twisted and obsessive overlord who seduced the weak-minded with dreams of luxury and power and built a colossal machine that could destroy whole civilisations, and the other was a Sith lord, etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:17, closed)
[insert strained Darth Vader vs Michael Heseltine joke here]

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:59, closed)
Westland, proud suppliers of Death Stars since 1915

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:10, closed)

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