JAWS
One time I was attacked by a lifesize cardboard cutout of Jaws. The fucker growled:

"Give me all your fucking stationery!"

Odd... But I handed over the Biro I had in my top pocket and put my hands in the air like the true coward I am. Then the fucker ripped off my kneecap and finned it, leaving me lying in a pool of my own blood.

Its true what they say: Watch out for card sharks - they'll leave you pen-knee less...

*fuck me, sorry about that...
(SpankyHanky, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:55, closed)

This...
... :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:57, closed)

FFS!
*Clicks*

*resists urge to spang*
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:58, closed)

Lame
ass. But I'll click anyway.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:01, closed)

Stationary?
stationAry = still,not moving
stationEry = pens and pencils and crap

Remember, E for envelope!

I'll give you a click anyway for the outrageous pun.
(cfvp, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:23, closed)

Haha dear God!
*click*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:25, closed)

Love it
#Clicks#
(mon bison is writing a column for www.oohnasty.com, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, closed)