It takes 9 months, but that's quite quick:
1. Have a baby.
2. Sell it.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:23, closed)

Even better
have twins.

Twice the money in the same length of time.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:31, closed)

oh
And as with all the best products, you can capitalize the return on your investment by not selling your product whole.

So, yeah, put all its organs on the black market individually.
(gibbleh down with this sort of thing, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:32, closed)

You have to sell it whole
or, at least, all at the same time, or the profits from the organs will be offset by equipment to keep the rest of it in working order while you line up buyers.
(ThomsonsPier is mistrustful of the words you say, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 18:22, closed)

Or if you can't wait 9 months.....
Steal one, flog it, quids in instantly.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 9:27, closed)

Even better
Become a "baby pimp" get people low on their luck to have babies you arrange the sale, take a cut and you're laughing.

Added bonus is that you don't have to wait 9 months between or have morning sickness/cramps/inability to touch the ground.
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 9:30, closed)