Get Rich QuickJabboy contacted us because he's skint. So what have you done to make money fast? Did you actually make anything, or were you just ripped off by someone who really was getting rich quick? Did you have to sell your soul?
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chthonic, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57)
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It takes 9 months, but that's quite quick:1. Have a baby.
2. Sell it.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:23,
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Even betterhave twins.
Twice the money in the same length of time.
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ohAnd as with all the best products, you can capitalize the return on your investment by not selling your product whole.
So, yeah, put all its organs on the black market individually.
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rofl harris, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:32,
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You have to sell it wholeor, at least, all at the same time, or the profits from the organs will be offset by equipment to keep the rest of it in working order while you line up buyers.
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Or if you can't wait 9 months.....Steal one, flog it, quids in instantly.
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Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 9:27,
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Even betterBecome a "baby pimp" get people low on their luck to have babies you arrange the sale, take a cut and you're laughing.
Added bonus is that you don't have to wait 9 months between or have morning sickness/cramps/inability to touch the ground.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 9:30,
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