Evidence that you're getting oldYouthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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keepin an eye on a birthday partyfor my sister in laws 14 yr old kids birthday. Nip into the garden for a fag, no smokin in the house??, to be greeted by cries of " Ewan your dad's lookin for you" I'm 28 for fucks sake, fair enough with rapidly vanishing hair, but his dads 45. I know its common practise among the youth of today to start spitting them out at 16 but be fair. Rant over, time for some ovaltine
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Talking about ingredients for food"I had this cheese flown in from Pampalonia"
Because I can. Because I'm 31 and know people from all around the world.
I have also discovered total consciousness. It took Buddha until he was 36 to discover the same - I'm way ahead of schedule.
So nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you post-pubescent wannabes.
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Your Mum, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 0:44,
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It's a scientific fact that moving at high speeds causes time to slow down for the traveller.
Old farts: Drive faster, you'll live longer.
Also, upon turning 113, has one become a teenager again?
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 4 Nov 2004, 0:38,
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About two of you are actually oldIm 20, 21 this month.
Im not old. The 16 year olds who are saying they are old arent eithier.
Old is post 50.
Stop whining and go and have a beer.
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Ahhh...Anyone guess where I left it?
On the bedisde table, next to a hot steaming cup of tea while the ice-cream van played its tune cos' he was shagging my mum
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