Evidence that you're getting oldYouthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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Kidstv is fucking shite - all the cartoons are a half hour advert for some crap toys that your children will lose interest in 3 days after buying it for the ungrateful little shits. I used to love cartoons - not anymore though.
Discovery channel - love it!. Mastermind and Universty Challenge - compulsive Monday evening viewing.
The charts - what a pile of rancid goat smegma! In any given year since about 1990, there have chart-toppers that consist of playing an old classic slowly, and mumbling some "words" over the top. Very fucking talented I'm sure. Pop Idol - televised karaoke. Big Brother - the unemployed watching the unemployable. I know I'm getting old - I'd have to start defying known laws of physics otherwise. I'm a bit of a grammar and spelling pedant, even though I've never had the rules of grammar adequately explained to me. I crave tea rather than THC. I have actually ordered coffee in a bar even if I'm not driving. I don't yet own slippers, but it's probably not long now. I hate all soap operas - then again, I always have, so that's no indicator.
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social hand grenade contains no added pilchards, Fri 29 Oct 2004, 19:26,
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