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Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.

What makes you think that you are getting old?

(, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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oy.
You're getting old when

you realize that bottle of eighteen year old single malt is really nearly thirty...

when you've actually considered the legal ramifications of shagging the girl you just met...

half your sweaters will never be worn again, save for Cosby Show reruns...

you know how much is in your Roth-IRA account...

people you've known for years have their children/students refer to you as Mr. So-and-so...

you know what a sedimented beer is, and can name four types (NOT BRANDS!) of ales...

you can remember the first time you bought a Tom Lehrer Vinyl...
(, Mon 1 Nov 2004, 21:53, Reply)

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