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Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.

What makes you think that you are getting old?

(, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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This is a QotW answer I have realised
I know I am getting old because I was in Tesco the other day and a woman walked past me dragging a small toddler with some sort of sticky sweet surgically attached to it's face. When the toddler walked almost directly into my testes the woman said "Oh Stewie, mind that man". I spent the next 5 minutes hunting for a man.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 8:11, closed)

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