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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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This is a QotW answer A shameful admission
I have a stick in my shed (I have a shed!)

It has one purpose and can not be used for anything else.

It's my special paint-stirring stick.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:33, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^ this
...I believe it's a rite of passage or something.
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment omg...
...I have one too - The handle of an old wooden spoon.
(tinpixel, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:44, closed)
This is a QotW comment oh fuck
I'm 17 - and I have one of those!

FUCK.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:46, closed)
This is a QotW comment Tee Hee
I don't even have a shed!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:55, closed)
This is a QotW comment Ha! I don't
I keep mine in the cupboard under the kitchen sink
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:04, closed)
This is a QotW comment Me Too
and the shed as well, I used to have two sheds, but one fell apart.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:22, closed)
This is a QotW comment Is your real name "Arthur"?
and are you a musician?
(The Incredible Sulk knows what you're thinking; on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:56, closed)
This is a QotW comment Next to my paint stirring stick
clearing the cobwebs before I walk into them and clear them with my head, stick.

Plus my shed has kitchen cupboards in it. To keep it more organised.

I *am* my father...
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:33, closed)
This is a QotW comment I too have
a paint stirring stick - it is a sliver of skirting board.

I also have a metal poker and steel bucket with holes punched in the bottom for the exclusive use of burning old bills and things with my name on. Never thought I would see the day.
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:59, closed)
This is a QotW comment To join
the old shed club, you also require a box of seed potatoes, half a bag of cement that's gone off, a torn yet comfy chair, a tin of creosote, and some p0rn that's so old it's conceivable that your mother may be in it.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade contains no added pilchards, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:09, closed)
This is a QotW comment I must get me
one of these here stick things...
(SpankyHanky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:13, closed)

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