Yeah Rob,
where's your story?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Dear B3ta -
please accept my sincere apologies for this mornings posts.
I don't know what came over me - it was as if a child had somehow possessed my mind, directing my hand to write.
If only someone could have stopped me.
I hang my head in shame.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Try Empire instead
The polemic is less vicious and the sarcasm more refined. And there are movie poster mash-ups. This week's is quite good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:57, 1 reply)

Someone
please stop me going onto the Daily Mail website. I'm losing my faith in humanity.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:55, 45 replies)

It's carefully timed.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:52, 1 reply)

Is there actually a timed cutoff
Or are the mods just wondering how much more childish this can get with wry bemusement?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:50, 3 replies)

Hey, the question can't close
until we've seen Rob's story.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Now!! Me! - winner!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:48, Reply)

LAST
night I enjoyed a packet of ginger biscuits
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:45, 5 replies)

Do so and we might let you claim last

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)

All subsequent post are requested to click 'NFC FTW' post below.
Although, to be honest, the question caused much introspection.
Robbo held up a mirror before B3ta, causing us to rethink the difference between the virtual and the real.
And what did we see in the mirror? Who was the unfairest of all?
Or perhaps it's the writing on the wall we should see -
Mene, mene, tekel upharsin.

Brilliant question Mr Manuel.
Now pull the bleedin plug.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Can I be bothered
to got to the supermarket and get some ginger biscuits?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:40, 3 replies)

Just click the damn entry below
EDIT: hehe, "entry"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

i r the winnar

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

May as well
worth a try?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Nope. Last.
Click "I like this" if you regard this as a sub-standard QOTW and have gained more amusement from such childish games as Larry and I have been playing this morning. Or are really bored.

Also, Nottingham Forest FC are really fucking brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:33, 1 reply)

*whispers*:last?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Back to my scheme
It's diabolical.

Seriously, if we all click "I like this" on all these inane posts we could have a 20-way tie for most popular. We'll be heroes. Um, yeah.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:07, 16 replies)

That ginger one in eastenders
Despite the monobrow, I probably would.
( Muns, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:02, 1 reply)

we should just flood this page
with google image search results of gingers
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Or a spoonful of mustard for the upchuck effect.
I expect there other unmentionable condiments in the spice rack which would do the same
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)

It occurs
That this not being the most popular QOTW ever, not many stories will have received a huge number of votes. So if we all click all of these posts, we can probably ruin the popular list for everyone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:58, 1 reply)

Ginger beer
is quite tasty
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:56, Reply)

On the flipside of the coin
my girlfriend's Stepmum used to make her drink milk if she came home ratarsed when she was a teenager, so that she'd throw up and theoretically have less of a hangover in the morning

/disgusting turn of home remedy-related events
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:54, 1 reply)

No problem
Apparently peppermint tea also helps. But that's more generaly feeling sick as opposed to travelsickness

/continued random home remedies that I remembered for some reason.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I shall recount this to my sister
who is frequently travelsick. Thank you

/unlikely politeness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

/ total desperation!
Keep it up and Robbo's sure to pull it soon (fnar, fnar).
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Preserved ginger put me off it a bit
For some reason there's always a load of it round christmas. But it is rather good if you're feeling seasick apparently. But I've never had a chance to test that theory

/continued inanity
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I like Ginger
It makes a nice addition to rice

/inanity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)