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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

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(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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Colwyn Bay!
Anyone who was involved with Youth For Christ in the late 1980s may have attended Penrhoss College in Colwyn Bay.

This was a Christian youth retreat for early to mid teens and at the time I found it very interesting & helpful. Then I questioned God due to the horrible death of my Grandfather & fell out with my faith. Still went though, met a cracking girl and fell deeply, deeply in love. Unfortunatley, she lived in Carlisle & visits were few & far between.

YEars passed.

She got back in touch when she was studying in Chester & so we got back together, the happiest time in my life bar none.

She moved to Ox/Bucks border and rented a place and got a job. We spent many,many happy times together.

Am I still with her?

Am I fuck.

She was the most hardline Christian I have ever met (exepct her mother, who had to attend Church multiple times a day (not Catholic but by Christ the guilt she must have carried round to have to ask for forgiveness on a daily basis)) I digress. To please the love of my life, and going against my strident athiesm, I attended the Alpha course and joined a Bible study group, attended Church weekly and clapped for Jesus. I went on a 10 day aid run to Serbia / Bosnia with a Christian group Oak Hall (I got alot out of that trip, not religion, just appreciation for my life in comparison to others).

This was, regrettably, not enough and we split up.

She told me I was a deviant whose life was infected with evil. To prove this she listed my faults:
I drank.
I smoked drugs.

And the worst of the worst..............

I was a sexual deviant - I liked to do it doggy style.

Well, she had a fantastic arse!!!

Have I moved on? Of course I have(nt)!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:22, 9 replies)
I've elected
never to go out with a Christian girl again, if I can avoid it, due to the bird in my "beautiful but bonkers" post a few years back.
Not worth it.
If the times you had were as good as you say, and she also had a great time, and she couldn't see that without the whole god thing being an issue, then balls.
Hope you've moved on ok.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:52, closed)
Thanks
Cheers Tweebianmonkey - I have pretty much got over her (have even stopped googling her name now !!!!!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:25, closed)
Ha!
that's a great story!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:51, closed)
Hardline Christian girls
are an absolute fucking nightmare, mate.

Have a sympathy click.

One time this hardline God-bother ran off shreiking when I introduced something a little more interesting than missionary position sex into the bedroom. OK, the ox blood and live bats were probably a little too much, but dunno what her problem was with the rugby team I brought round to wank on her tits and face...
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:47, closed)
Rugby Team
Maybe she preferred football?
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:02, closed)
Carlisle!
Is a terrible place, having lived there for so many years.

Wonder if i know the girl in question...

*edit*

Also, major lurk, first post. 4 years, 3 months and 29 days.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:42, closed)
Carlisle
I will agree that Carlisle is a shithole.

That is all.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:01, closed)
If she was so christian...
... how did she know you liked it doggy style? Did yiu tell her?
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:00, closed)
Doggy....
I wuill put my hand up (not like that!) to teaching her everything she knew about sex.

The first few months we were together (& over 16!) she wouldn;t let me put it in, just rub it a bit against her.

By Christ that was a frustrating few months!!!!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:00, closed)

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