There is no god...
...if there was, he/she wouldn't have allowed my girlfriend of 4 and a half years leave me a few weeks before I was to propose to her, for a ginger, bisexual, trainspotter!!!

Life sucks somedays!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:31, 11 replies)

You could have been stuck with her your whole life though.
With her getting worse and worse, loving you less and making you miserable when you could find the person who'll stay with you for more than four years and ignore odd ginger trainspotting bisexuals instead to bask in what she sees as your glory.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 23:48, closed)

well...
www.fmylife.com
(fisherOfApples123 -=destroyer of toilets=-, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:47, closed)

One word....
OUCH!
(Howling_Mad Gave God the finger on:, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:25, closed)

Ginger -
LIKE THE FLAMES OF HELL!
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:20, closed)

On the contrary...
Sounds like He saved your ass mate.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 7:59, closed)

That's terrible
You must be really bad in bed for her to leave you for a "ginger, bisexual, trainspotter"........
(Pork2311, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:23, closed)

Crossed my mind...
...then I realised this was a silly silly notion. Then I realised I should be seeing which other girls I can share my bed and wang with in the mean time. :-)
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 16:11, closed)

Look on the bright side
She'll suffer daily torment with a ginger person (all stereotypes are true), and in the end, leave him to come back to you, begging for your forgiveness.

At which point your trusty man-wand gains a livelong servant and sexual debauchery is top of the list.
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:25, closed)

I like your thinking...
...if only it we're to be true mate.
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 16:10, closed)

Probably for the best...
...she sounds a bit young
(mungo_spanner, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:01, closed)

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(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 16:10, closed)