I almost ran over a Jehovah's Witness the other week...
I'd been out shopping with the Mrs and rugrat in tow and had just arrived home. I swung the car into the drive quite quickly not expecting a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses to be walking in the other entrance to our drive way at exactly the same time. God was surely on their side as I had to perform some Lewis Hamilton heroics to avoid running them over. I hope God is also on the side of their washing machine as by the look on face of one of them I think he may have soiled himself. They left pretty quick...
(FiatPanda, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:21, 4 replies)

My Father in law did a similar thing
as he flew into his driveway and took out the side of some jehovah's witnesse's car with the snowplow on the front of his truck. They tried to get him to pay for their car but he was so pissed off at them for being uninvited in his driveway then trying to get him to pay for their car that he billed them for damage to his snowplow. They never asked for money again or stopped by his house again.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:12, closed)

Almost?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:50, closed)

Lewis Hamilton heroics?
So you rear ended them? No wonder they soiled themselves.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:29, closed)

Not quite
but I did have to brake rather sharpish...
(FiatPanda, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:19, closed)