Mr bee
nothing to do with a 'fucking website' it's about self respect - and taking responsibility

prick


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(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:36, Reply)

nonsense
I’m sooo disappointed by all the apologies going on for posts made this week! It’s a fucking website! No-one knows who you are! I can post a song about rape, maybe even a rap about cancer, or child porn. In the past I’ve posted about allot worse things than rape. Get a grip people, or fuck off. As for the gay jokes, I like them. They talk funny. COOOOEEEE, Why hellooooo sailor!
(Jeeves, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:34, Reply)

Oh I get it...
...nearly half past one on Friday and no new question, [holds sides, laughing] this week's question has really [snort!]...gone too far!
(Che Grimsdale More fridge-magnet than babe-magnet, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:25, Reply)

Can everyone please...
get a grip? We've heard every possible point of view on the subject now and it's quite clear that nobody is winning.

Now, back to the funny. Thanks.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:08, Reply)

My brother...
...and I were on a pub crawl in Harbourne when a blind man stopped him to ask for help crossing the road. My brother responded angrily, shouting: "fuck off you mentalist - why do they always choose me??!"
Afterwards he claimed he didn't know that the man was blind, and thought he was a nutter, but even if that was the case, I think he went a bit too far.
(sparagus14, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, Reply)

religious wacko
God Hates America going too far? i think this here chap may not think so...


777.nventure.com/
(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:51, Reply)

Cheers for the link apefaced cherub
I haven't had such a good wank since I watched "Irreversible".
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:44, Reply)

Being cruel
Putting Dean Gaffney through that bushtucker trial was a bit too far last night.

I weed myself laughing. Good on you Ant and Dec!

"I feel dizzy.....retch ....I ....can.... do this.....retch"

Funniest thing on tv for absolute ages.
(turtles head is touching cloth is using this line instead of twitter, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, Reply)

The Anti-GoingTooFar Going Too Far
I've seen those hate sites before - the anti-gay and anti-american ones, at least. Here's another that should put them into perspective.

I'm sure the creators of the 'God Hates [Insert pretty much anything]' websites think this one is going too far, but the thing is, it's true, at least true in the sense that it's right there in the bible. Certainly puts it into perspective for me ;)

That said, I still tend to avoid shellfish, though not for health reasons and certainly not for religious reasons - I just can't put one phrase out of my mind - bottom-feeder. A bit rich coming from me, I know but I just can't get past it :)
(thatblokeoverthere is remembering the good times with his brother, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, Reply)

Its like the racist thread
all over again :S

I thought this section was meant for the question entries only? (i see the irony in me putting this here, but I dont even have a story to add or an amusing anecdote about me travelling somewhere unintentionally).

Sorry.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, Reply)

Rape jokes in general.. Too far for me I'm afraid
For anyone who thinks rape is funny, you deserve to be anally raped by a bloke with a massive cock as he punches you repeatedly in the face, breaking your teeth and consequently fucking up your life and possibility to form meaningful relationships. Sounds fun doesn't it?
Read this story. Anyone who thinks rape is funny is a fucking wanker and definitely goes too far.

observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine/story/0,,1946753,00.html

B3ta is a funny site guys, but there are times when common decency and the capacity to be human cannot be overlooked just to get a cheap laugh - when it's usually not funny anyway.
Sorry if I'm going too far, but quite frankly laughing about somebody having their life destroyed is just sick.

EDIT: expecting barrage of insults and instructions to "understand the concept of B3ta" to commence round about... NOW!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, Reply)

while we are on that subject
Converting the Boat Race pub, widely recongnised as THE best venue in Cambridge for gigs, into a trendy eaterie is going way too far.

edit recognised.

phut
(Halfy House house house house house house house house, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, Reply)

Re Captain Hood-butter:
Would the Cambridge pub you are referring to be called "The Boat Race"?
And the landlord "Elliott"?

Sorry to do a reply to a QOTW, but Elliott was a friend of mine and my band did lots of gigs there.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, Reply)

Quit
A few months back I had a major strop at work - something about my expenses being rejected because I dared to claim something without adding narrative as to why I bought a train ticket to London - Why the fuck would I want to go to London in the week and pay £125 for the pleasure???

Angry? Yes.

Anyway, it was rejected and the anal twunt who did this laughed in my face - I flipped out and quit my well paid job of 8 and a half years. Really - I did - they weren't amused and I didn't care.

Too far? Nope - I hated the job by this time and half the freaking lot of 'em.

Note: I really did quit too :-)
(james_tiger_woods needs to lay off the wine on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:14, Reply)

This topic
I think this topic might be going too far. When's the next one coming?
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:55, Reply)