Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Too FarSo many other people lived with twunts at Uni! Wish I´d known when I was in my first year at uni and thought it was just me who had to share a flat with Dave. The guy didn´t like sharing a fridge so got his parents to bring him one up from home. Didn´t like the matress on his bed so got his parents to bring him one up from home. Thought "nigger" was the funniest word in the English Language. Didn´t wash his clothes, just sprayed Fabreeze on them and ironed them again. Bought paper plates and cups so he wouldn´t have to wash up. Covered all four walls of our shared kitchen in porn/cut-outs from FHM yet put up "arty" posters in his bedroom so girls would think he was sensitive if he ever got any back to his room. Bought a laminated poster of Jordan for the shower. Told everybody frequently that he was "going for a knob wash". Watched animal porn in the kitchen/living room with his friends. Came home pissed once and smashed all my plates (did I mention that for some reason we didn´t get on?) That guy pushed me too far. Wish I could say I exacted some terrible revenge but I just moved out. Twunt.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 17:20, Reply)
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