Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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KetchupI used to live with a right little scumbag at uni, for anonimity's sake we will call him Y.
There were four of us in our house and Y would consistently steal from us and lie about it, spread rumors about us to girls we liked, fail to pay rent, whilst still going out every night clubbing etc...
My flatmate X started extracting revenge on Y by spitting in his ketchup.
Then he pissed in it.
He decided a bit of his own blood would go nicely.
Later, put a little nugget of turd in there.
This led on to a handful of fresh jizz.
He followed by 3 months worth of crushed up contraceptive pill.
I think he went too far somewhere. Can't make my mind up where.
(the punchline is that Y once offered X some ketchup, and X said "No thanks, I dont like that brand, too salty")
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TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 18:03,
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