Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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ah... those were the good old daysAbout a year and a half after my mom died, I had a certain lovely disscusion at lunch with one of my... well, ex-friends. Started with the standard "your mom" so on and so forth...
Him: Yeah, your mom was good last night, too.
Me: My mom's dead.
Him: That's cool. I like Necrophelia.
Me: She was creamated.
Him: Yeah, the ashes made it all soft and creamy.
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We put her over Niagra Falls, so, cunt you, you red-headed fuck.
(, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 6:02, closed)
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