No, I'm afraid not...
We stayed together for an intensive 'hot'n'heavy' session that involved highly-charged emotions and the almost hourly exchange of bodily fluids...but it only lasted a couple of weeks, we weren't really compatible and she moved in with some friends across town. Slowly, she started sorting her life out, and I'd like to think that I played a (small) part in helping her out of the rut she was in.

I left this bit off the end because I couldn't find a way to (attempt to) put a funny spin on it - Besides, the post is long enough as it is!

Thank you for your kind comments to everybody who has replied.
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