milord tulip
and I met completely randomly. For some reason this makes people think we met online, but we didn't, we met in real life and everything. It was in a pub about five years ago. He caught my eye over my best mate's shoulder, waited until she went to the bar and then pounced. We talked for three hours that night, swapped numbers, then met up two days later and spent the whole day together. I knew within about five minutes that I would marry him one day. Course I didn't tell him that until after he proposed about two years later, I'm not daft.

He is ace, and he thinks I'm the best girl in the world. The sight of his lovely bottom in his cricket whites makes me go weak at the knees, and no-one makes me laugh like he does. And no-one else has ever waited up for me till past midnight with champagne on ice and a special meal, just because. (that was the other day) We're best mates and he calls me his little buddy (amongst other things)

I can't wait to marry him. He's promised to wear his kilt and everything.

apologies for lack of funneh.

click I like this if you think I should wear pants-with-the-cross-of-St-Andrew-on underneath my wedding dress.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:30, closed)

...
I think you should wear nothing at all under your wedding dress.

Tee hee.


EDIT: Actually, that makes me sound like a bit of a perv, doesn't it? Meh. I'm not really.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:32, closed)

Well, we DID meet in The Full Moon!
So that would be fairly appropriate.

Thanks!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:35, closed)

...
Ah, well. There you go. It's clearly meant to be...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:36, closed)

You is luckier than a very very lucky thing.
Cricket whites FTW.

Along with kilts and cream arran jumpers.
( big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:37, closed)

Needing a band for the wedding?
*pimps shamelessly*
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:40, closed)

What!
You mean all that flirting wasn't for real!

I split up with my girlfriend last night becasue of you!

*cries*

I would like to assure everyone that I haven't split up with mrsthegeordie
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:41, closed)

I am aren't I.
*smugs*

I have no idea what I've done to deserve him either. I must have been really, really good and worthy in a previous life or something.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:41, closed)

Yay for you
And kilts FTW.

And if you do need a band, k2k6 knows this great ceilidh band that I am in and he isn't...

Haha, consider yourself bested.
(ReindeerOfDeath wants a holiday on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:44, closed)

@PoD
We could have an über-ceilidh band if we combined resources!

without splitting the cash of course...
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:45, closed)

@ al
of COURSE we're still on darling. All those things I said, well, they're all true.

this just happens to be really true
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:46, closed)

Awe, yay!
I feel all slushy now!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:49, closed)

@HLT
Oooh - that's lovely!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:50, closed)

there is a pic of him on my profile now
be quick afore I remove it again!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:59, closed)

His kilt looks nigh on identical to mine
Any idea what tartan?
(ReindeerOfDeath wants a holiday on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:01, closed)

I think that was the Black Watch
he didn't pick it, it was when he was best man.

his own tartan has got red in it and is nicer.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:03, closed)

I clicked I like this
but would like to open the vote to lion rampant panties.
(Phase3Profit pees too much, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:38, closed)

What!
You mean that time we ended up inside eachothers' stomachs in infinitely-repeating-stomach-space drinking spunkchup wasn't for real?

* cries *

But seriously, am glad the two of you got together. Have a click.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:52, closed)

@ spakka
Of course it was real.

*soothes*

thanks for the click. have a hug. *hugs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:22, closed)

* hugs back *
* raises glass of spunkchup *
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:24, closed)

ooh cheers!
*clinks*

*slurps*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:33, closed)

* gargles spunkchup *
* snogs *
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:41, closed)

phwoar!
*snogs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:43, closed)

That's so lovely
you've made me feel all sappy and romantic!

*click*

*hugs*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 18:28, closed)