Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Possibly mentally illSometimes, when I'm alone and walking home - particularly late at night - I pretend I'm a spy being followed by enemy spies. I imagine that my movements are being tracked from a top secret control room, and I communicate with them by talking to a non-existent microphone hidden inside the collar of my jacket. I pretend that I have to complete the imaginary orders that they give me, like taking a photograph of something with the camera that I pretend is hidden inside my watch. And they also warn me of snipers in windows en route. I run past these windows.
When I get home I feel like a fucking weirdo. But I enjoy it. I've been doing it since I was about 12. I'm 23 now. Think I'll probably carry on. Possibly forever.
EDIT: I meant to add that this is a non-sexual male fantasy. We all have them.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 17:38, Reply)
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