It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Someone mentioned singing in the car... I dance...
And completely forget that those magic windows made of glass that I can see out of also mean people can see in. So it's not quite 'when there's no-one around' but more 'I utterly forget that other people exist and have functioning eyes'.
Dancing on my bike used to be fun too, keeping the adrenaline flowing while sitting at traffic lights with my tunes on, waiting for the light to change to red. One particular occasion saw me bouncing and rocking on my saddle to something like Cubanate... when I realised that, to the obvious delight of the gentlemen in the van alongside me, it looked as if I was, ahem, pleasuring myself rather than doing a little dance.
I don't dance on my bike any more.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:06, closed)
Why would you wait at the traffic lights and wait for them to change to red?
Or are you one of them bastards in Central London that like to mow down pedestrians when they walk into the road? :P
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:26, closed)
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