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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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“Guns. Lots of guns”
On the odd occasion, when no-one else is in the house, I suddenly feel the urge to start an all out gun fight against invisible enemies.

Of course it has to be in slow motion complete with slowed down sound effects, like the lobby gun fight in the Matrix (hearing the Propeller heads makes me want to do this). The use of several remote controls for that twin pistol look only adds to this.

Trouble is I’m not very good and every gun fight eventually ends with me going out in a slow motion blaze of glory like at the end of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid before I am flung backward in a slow motion landing in a bloody heap on the floor.

I’m 30+ …………
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 15:31, closed)
I fight my pillows
With punches, kicks and sound effects. They fight back, too. I'm 35.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 15:54, closed)
I occasionally
have sword fights with imaginary people. I'm 27. Boys never really grow up.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:03, closed)
I run around the house with replica weapons
Especially after watching a good action film

I'm also 30+
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:50, closed)
Slow-Mo Gun Fight!
*draws pistols*


*makes bang noises*

*empties clip*

*draws shotgun*

BANG! Chic-chick BANG!

Hours of fun for the whole family! :)
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 17:33, closed)
I bought a couple of £1 toy pistols from Wilkinsons
For that exact purpose.
Any time I'm alone in the house, or it's late and I'm the last one up at night, out come the crappy blue pistols with the little orange thing on the end and I blow those imaginary motherfuckers to hell
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 21:41, closed)
We truly are a generation that has not had a war to fight.

But if those invisible men try anything we’ll be waiting….

Kroney – I usually save the sword/lightsaber fights for whenever I have a big role of wrapping paper – I hate wrapping presents.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:32, closed)
also fighting my way through the house as it is stormed by invisible ninjas/hitmen.

The second ends up being eerily similar to the end scene in Grosse Pointe Blank.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:21, closed)
Theres a whole episode of Spaced based on that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:19, closed)

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