Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck dot com LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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My mother's back massager...My mom had a large back massager that in no way shape or form could be mistaken for a vibrator. She forgot she had it, but I didn't. For ages I used it as, you guessed it, a giant vibrator. Since she never used it I wouldn't bother to wash it off. Cue me coming home from school one day and my mom using said massager on her neck...She sniffed it when she was done and said to a stunned me "I think it's been in the closet too long, it smells odd."
And that's how my mother pressed her nose against something my vaginal fluids had been on less than a day ago. I've never owned up...
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