Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Feels Like the First TimeAt a dorm party in my early college days, I found myself on the floor drunkenly massaging the shoulders of a, um, rather voluptuous woman - or, more precisely, her ass was bigger than my entire body. Virgin that I was, and absolutely tanked besides, I didn't pick up on the significance of her request to "walk her home." Having grown-up in a college town, walking the women home was just something you did with no obligation for sex assumed.
We get through the door and she tackles me. I eventually get away - and this is where the virgin thing becomes significant - and head back to the party....with my fly unzipped and the "little love-hammer" poking out. It took around a half hour for me to catch on and, no, I don't think the turgidity subsided at any point during that time.
Normal now, but no less excitable...
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 22:54, closed)
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