Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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As a vile 12 year oldHaving become increasingly randy with the rigours of puberty and discovering that the intertubes contained lots of porn I found myself looking at my Auntie's black ladbrador dog and considering wether or not I could get it to deepthroat my cock.
Unfortunately it would only shallow throat.
Never been gladder to get something off my chest. But I won't lie, it was the bollocks!
(, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 3:22, closed)
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