Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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conspiracy guyThere's this freaky guy at work who is a complete wanker - always complaining.. he is also ultra paranoid and I call him conspiracy guy (tin foil hats, unkempt etc).. I came into work today to find a note on my desk advising that there were usb ports on the side of the computer that I could use...
This guy is always bitching that I move stuff around, unplug the cables and leave crumbs on his desk...
so I wrote on the other side of the note
I have never used a usb port on this computer, I don't unplug all the fucking cables and I don't leave crumbs on your desk - it was ERIC, and always has been.
HARDEN THE FUCK UP LOSER
I have only just realised now that I chucked it in the bin next to his desk, instead of taking it in my bag like I was going to.. and he starts at 8am tomorrow.. eek!
he'll probably go through it now and I might get fired.. looks like I'll be up bright and early tomorrow to arrive at 8 because I "forgot my cell phone"
*fingers crossed*
(, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 12:42, closed)
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